on hairiness

i am cursed by a single dark hair that insists on growing from my neck. it's SICK. i notice this hair about twice a year and only hope that i notice it before anyone else does. i just went to the bathroom and what jumped out at my when i look in the mirror? "oh no, i don't have tweezers with me at work."
the funniest thing about this hair is that the first time it was noticed (in college), it wasn't by me and it was at least and inch and a half long. is anyone else as grossed out by that as i am? of course, much laughter ensued.

remember if you can't laugh at yourself, well... that just sucks!